I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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