She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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