I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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