should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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