i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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