she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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