I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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