So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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