after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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