the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Say something about gay babies.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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