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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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