You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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