ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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