belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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