quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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