I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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