Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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