My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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