A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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