if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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