how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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