; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
