I am in a vortex of obligation.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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