yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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