How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Randomize
