pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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