are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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