I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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