We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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