I haven't been this sober since birth.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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