So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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