There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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