It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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