I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
