well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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