I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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