Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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