Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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