is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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