Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
then he tried to convert me to islam
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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