He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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