If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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