One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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