I don't think brook has ever known best
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I forget how to act sober
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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