shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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