and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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