He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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