well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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