whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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