at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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