Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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