WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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