Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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